Trigger Lappy – life by my rules. I live to write, and write to live.

I’ve always loved writing, which is why I continue to do it today. I’m actually a content writer for a software company, and I have also been – in the past – a contributor to some lifestyle magazines.

I am an internet freak; I love the possibilities laid out to me by the information superhighway. I love going online to shop, read, and get things done. I am passionate about art and technology, and love how the two blend perfectly together to create an exciting symbiotic union. I am a DeviantArtist as well, and I obviously love web design.

Among everything, I love music. I am an audiophile of sorts, with a collection spanning several decades of music genres (and growing).

I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren’t true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they’re true or not.

I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis – nice ones that look like wrinkled lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women.

I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating. I believe that anti-bacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we’ll all be wiped out by the common cold like the martians in War of the Worlds.

I believe that anyone who says sex is overrated just hasn’t done it properly. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman’s right to choose, a baby’s right to live, that while all human life is sacred there’s nothing wrong with a death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system.

Above all, I believe that life is a game, that life can also sometimes be a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you’re alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.