Bootleg by Damon Wayans

By Damon Wayans

Not anything is simply too outrageous for Damon Wayans, former famous person of the groundbreaking tv comedy application In dwelling colour, the place he created such unforgettable characters as Blaine Edwards, the homosexual movie critic, Handi-Man, the 1st handicapped hero, and Homey the Clown. Now, in Bootleg, he brings all of it on, uncut and uncensored, together with his personal fiercely edgy and wild tackle lifestyles.

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The funny thing is that Angelenos are not fazed by earthquakes. ” I guess they’re waiting for the whole state to break off and fall in the ocean. ” I did some research and found out that the largest earthquake ever recorded took place in Anchorage, Alaska. 2 on the Richter scale. See that’s twenty-two percent stronger than the Northridge earthquake we had in 1994. It shook for over fifteen minutes. 2. This thing’s like, “Rumble, rumble, rumble … knock this over, knock that over. Ooh, I’m exhausted.

That’s the little mother-fucka from that show, Fantasy Island! Yo, little man, say that shit that you be sayin’ about the plane. Yo, me and my boys be laughin’ off at that. Tattoo: Please, I’m standing in line here to get some hemorrhoid cream. Please don’t bother me right now. Brother on the Street: Come on, shorty, just say it. Just once, man. Tattoo: Okay, okay. You want me to say it even with hemorrhoids? Here you go. Look, boss, da plane, da plane, da plane. You satisfied now? Brother on the Street: Yo, fuck you.

The only player in the NBA that showed him no mercy was Dennis Rodman. He just did not care. Hell, he played him like he was HIV-positive, too. He was not afraid of the contact. ” He didn’t know what he had. I make jokes about Magic, but the truth is I have nothing but respect for this brother, and I mean that from the heart. I cried when Magic Johnson made the announcement that he is HIV-positive. I just wasn’t ready for it. Why couldn’t it be Little Richard that made this announcement? I would have seen that one coming.

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